Screw the drama man... Im freakin losing it.. all this ambushing, enthusiatic-ness.. All this crap, all the nothing-ness.... I dunno what the mumu shit is going on... I should go buy totino's pizza... Dammit... nobody wants or dares to kill me... Not even myself.. No guts...

Lol.. Actually my life ain't that bad lah.. I dun wanna die.. Not now.. My life is WAYYYYYY interesting now.. Not the time to leave.. Lol... I rather miss Mars though... Lol...

My life ain't bad at all... In fact now i have a syg... Ok... Everyone knows that... I obviously have a syg.. But who is it?? Only my VGs and someone else knows... So only four pple knows... Okok... Including my syg's pal... 5... Ok... so watever... It makes no sense.. no sense at all... No idea why he likes me.. No idea why i like him... It's all screwed up.. All cocked up.. All screwed up... I should choke on pizza....

Okok... Am i funny? i think not... I prefer to think of myslef as irritating... I always had the impression i irritate pple until recently where alot of pple are praising my humour.. I dun think im funny at all.. From the bottom of my heart.. Yes i can entertain.. But funny? Am i really?? sigh... lets leave it to the world to decide....

Okok.. So the impression pple have on me and the others at the camp were different... The impression pple have on me in camp and me in real lifeis ALSO different... this only goes to show there are many sides of me still unrevealed... give me time.. I WILL show my true colours.. =))

so there's lotsa things on my mind.. I dun even care shit about the money.. even though i act like it.. 100 plus is nth... I can earn it.. but yet i still feel so crapped... Haha... I miss so many pple.. but soo many things.. ARGHHHHHH!!! Stressified mofo!!! Mumu's ass... I feel like a pile of *toot toot toot toot*..... Okok... enough of the tension...

visiting at mdm ong's house today was fun... We gambled a little.. Not alot.. Had fun... first time in my entire life a kid had refused me... Mdm ong's 1 year old kid refused me all the way til i went home.. I didn't know it would hurt so much... i always tot being good with babies is one thing im good at.. Thanks for proving me wrong once again... Haha.. c'mon.. Im not so petty.. I just feel that well, i've lost touch of that innocense since i met Daniel... Yeah... Sigh... Or maybe i lost it since way before him... Lol... Watever... It still makes no sense to me... why am i so pessimistic??

Good qns... lol.. Chinese new year.. just the neginning.. Red packets.. More soon to come.. I'll ambush your houses!!!

MY WONDERFUL MARTIAN LIFE ON EARTH

Well well well, earth life have been about the same... While things are happening in Mars. Im mumu guilty i can't be up there being the right hand man for my father as he battle the bad guys during MNY(martian new year)... Those bad guys are sooo evil!! They'd planned several attacks on my family to weaken my father's spirit... Luckily my father was alert and with his superb fast thinking he managed to control the damage made by those darn animals!!!

My husband got injured though.. He tried to fight with the bad guys, unfortunately he missed out the part where it was 7 on 1 and obviously he will lose.. Only my martian father can fight more than 5 opponents at one time.. He's a pro...

So today was first day of Earth's CNY... I collected quite alot of money... I think, i haven't count them yet.. SOON!!! Anyhows, i had alot of fun today as an earthling because i had this really cool moment where i was talking with my syg over the phone... It was damn mumu meltable... Lol.. I don't know.. I know its kinda not the right time because my next mission on earth is to get good grades for my O levels... But i really cant help but melt.. Plus my syg was being uber cute.. So i guess that's it... I have to stay determined and focus.. No matter what.. My family's suffering up there.... I CANNOT AFFORD ONE MISTAKE HERE!! I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT THEM!! NO MUMU WAY!!!

Okok... If anyone doesn't know what mumu means, im replacing it with the four letter word that starts with F and end with K... So when i say GET THE MUMU OUTTA HERE!!! You get what i mean.... ;)

Okays, i guess thats all the update i have for today...

Oh yah!! My earthlings brother complimented me today.. On my looks.. It IS the first time.. So i feel pretty darn good about it... I see that my brother have changed alot thru the years.. and he's much more lovable now than when we were always fighting... =)) Plus he said i was pretty today... Made my head float up all the way back to mars... So ill prolly be praising my brother more.. He HAS alot to be praised about you know? Like how well he plays rugby... He's my idol at that.. =) Even though Daniel carter's much better... =) Well ,we'll see!! =)

HAPPY CNY!!!

Hey ya'all!!! Happy happy LUNAR NEW YEAR!!!! Har-pee har-pee nuu near!!!! Well, Here's the chinese new year.. It definitely feels different!!! Im serious... Im not even ready for a new chinese year!! Damn this year flew by fast...

Reunion dinner just now was kinda fun.. We kids spent most of the time downstairs playing soccer, NFL, dodgeball, and captains ball... And we saw this super cute little boy!!! I think he's a mix of malay and caucasian... I tell you, he's gonna be drop dead gorgeous!!! Serious!! Plus he was throwing a tantrum cos his mummy doesn't wanna give him the ball.. Super duper cute!!! When he stand beside Bryan, it's like Bryan's a giant or something... Just damn mumu cute lah!!! =))

Today my mind wandered alot of times to many things... Mostly, it wandered of to what i talked about previously... It's killing me... I hate it when i cant refrain myself from something i dun wanna do... Im serious... It just naturally went to him....

So i saw Alex and Adam just now... I didn't have the chance to say hi... Felt kinda guilty cos i was with my family so it'll be kinda paiseh... So im so sorry i didn't acknowledge them... Happy cny anyhows... =))

The yu sheng thingy was just alright... Nothing special.. Just ate a couple of mouths with the abalone in it... Pple always say got good food must eat... so i ate, even though it was kinda "not-so-nice" ?? But anyhows!! I did enojoy my reunion dinner because it was a time that we whole family are together and the adults will play some mahong and the kids will go do our own stuff TOGETHER!!! Chay boon was funny though... His pants was so huge!! Everytime he ran after the ball he had to hold up his pants... He was wearing a second hand three quarts.. Passed down by nobody else other than my brother WILSON!!! =))

So today's the big day.. I'll be going to collect some bigg cash laters.. Wish everyone give me mercilessly.... Just gimme all you've got!! My target's more than 250... Hopefully!!! I just really really hope!!! I wanna save em all and then work a ciouple more times.. Try to hit my target for my bank account... Ain't gonna say wat it is though... =x

MY MARTIAN LIFE DURING CNY

Well, so it's CNY... My earth mummy told me its a time where everyone gives money and pretend they like each other and dun care of old grudges because its a new year with new stuff and new resolutions.. It's like Christmas or something...

My house is filled with lotsa heavenly goodies.. Pineapple tats(YUMM!), chocolates, drinks, cookies, andmany many more!! Like dude!! Im gonna gain a whole mumu of weight man... Dammit!! My martian mummy tell me to slow down cos i;ve been eating alot and they think i look kinda fat on screen... They ask me to stop eating so much.. Later i too fat to call them thru my ass phone how? They say its better to not eat so much, they scared it will affect the chip in my brain and i might die faster...

Crap man!!! My martian mummy made a whole load of goo!! She say they have adapted the new occasion of martian new year which falls on the same day as CNY!!! And they're celebrating too!! The images my ass phone is sending me is making me go bonkers!!! They are having so much fun!! All my mates are playing ZUGGY!!! And the elderly have learnt quite abit of mahjong from the images i send to them... And they have successfully produce a mahjong set that they're all trying to figure out!! DAMMIT!!! I wish i was back in Mars....

My husband told me that the kid he have with my sister just said YDNAM!! He said my name!! Oh gosh!! I kinda teared cos i was very touched... His first words!!! YDNAM!!! And it's like kinda hard to pronounce!!! I saw that cutie pie's picture.. Looks exactly like the martian me!!! Did i mention his first words were YDNAM!!! Gosh!! Im just very very touched by that gesture... He's just a few earth days old!!! Wow!! Im impressed.. A genius... !! Potential martian scientist!!! I salute those scientist... While the whole of Mars are having the time of their lifes!! They are at their lab trying to figure out another chip that will help improve my human skills....

I just love all my martian family to bits... I soooo miss my V.Gs mates.. They say ZUGGY without me is like ZUGGY without any ball... They are only playing because the kids force them to play.. They dun wanna see them cry so they played... I feel so crapped up cos i cant join them in the game... They seem to be having some fun though.... AHETAF told me she scored three tries in 2 millisecond... Her best record.... And INAYRA said she did a super cool jump-sprint-somersault thingy that made all the kids go "Oooooh!!"... While AKISSAJ proudly said she scored the final try in the game.. So proud of them.. I was still the best man...

HAPPY CNY!!!! EVE....

Well, It's one more day to cny... Done the shopping.. Ate those goodies before new year even got near... Spend lotsa money... Waited for ang pows.. Now its the day.. JUDGEMENT DAY!!! You noe? Cny is a day you can judge both the economy in Singapore and the Selfish-ness of singaporeans...

Firstly, the angpows.. If they have little money in it for ALL the angpows.. Means the economy is bad.... If some of it has little, and some have alot, means the economy is relatively well but those damn pple still believe they have not enough money... Haha... Sry man.. Maybe some really have not enough money in their homes.. So i shouldn't be stereotypical... =))

Today i woke up really late cos i slept at 4 am last night.. I couldn;t sleep.. My mind keeps going back to my syg... And alot of other stuffs are bothering me.. Like i wanna sit down and talk about stuff with her... There IS some tension between us and everytime we're together i can feel it... So i wanna loosen it up and i hope the way to go is to have a nice truthful talk.... So i hope we can spare time for each other... The V.Gs too...

Yeah.. And i woke up today, the very first thing that popped into my tiny brain was my syg AGAIN!! Dammit... I'm always like that aren't i?? I can't stop thinking about something until i resolve it.... Oh yah... I think half of the reason why i tot about him was because i dreamt of that KENTOT last night!!! I might as well choke on pizza and die... Seriously, i mean, i think i really like him and all... But there are just some issues HE needs to deal with and perhaps i have issues to deal with myself... He just got out of a bad relationship.. I, in the other hand just got out if TWO bad relationship... So what's the mumu's deal?

It is obvious he thinks age is a matter.. So he asked "Are you sure age is not a matter?" And what did the love doctor say? I said "It isn't to me.. is it to you?" And i really mean it.. Age REALLY isn't of any importance to me... But i DO have issues however on maturity... I mean, age and maturity are two total different aspects ain't it? I like him, he likes me, but it matters only if we know each other well enough and if we understand each other... Plus i dun wanna heart another heart.... The previous was already a warning... It shouldn't happen again....

He told me there's this other girl... So wow!!! What am I suppose to do now??? Huh?? Brought me into this mumu's shit and then bomb me with another fact that there is a possibility he might like another girl that likes him back... Okok... This is getting WAY out of hand... If he likes the other girl.. He should totally go for the other girl because it'll be much easier for him... They're the same age, apparently.... And me? Why should i care? I bet he likes me as an infatuation kinda like.. Or maybe he just likes me as a sister... But somehow he seem to portray it differently.... And he managed to melt my heart even though i tot i liked someone else....

So, he's the guy i like now... Do i have to say it again? Isn't it obvious? And i haven't been so into a guy since Daniel... But well, i guess shit happens... He's better off with the other girl after he recover from his previous relationship... There's much more risk in being with me than her, i can promise you that... All possibility points to the fact that he SHOULD indeed go for her.. So let's see where his guts take him... Haha.... I usually take the risky one... Cos my stupid heart usually choose the risky road... I dun go for the smooth one.. It's just boring.... =) Even if interesting means having my heart broken into pieces... I still!! Freakin go for it... WHY? Ask my damn heart....

Ok... SO he thinks im interesting... Does it make a difference? Interesting because he can tell me lotsa stuff... Oh so im THAT wise huh? Pple think im wise.. But am i really? Im not.. I think, in fact im the most unwise person i've known.. Because wise pple dun talk wise.. They THINK wise.... So do i think wise?? You ask me, of cos ill say yes... Cos i love myself and ill praise myself... But somehow pple percieve "love yourself" in many many ways... So im suppose to figure out HOw i really love myself.. Ok.. Back to point.. I think im wise.. But then things happen and i dunno if i really am wise anot.... so am i wise????

Haha... Anyhows, this whole thing has shown me im the master of my own flirtatious me... Im serious.. I never knew i could flirt so much until my syg came... I flirted like it was the last day on earth and seriously, martians dun really flirt... We do the mating dance for 3 seconds up there and the opposite sex gets way attracted.... So wat the mumu??? Why am i still flirting with him and all??? Let's just wait and see ya? It isn't something i can predict.. I am way way unpredictable.. So i dun freaking know whats going on too.... Bleah~ I'll just leave this at that....

Okok.. So Cny is mumu copming.. I dun even have the mumu cny spirit... My mom just "shouted" at me cos of stress i think.. she's been doing alot of stuff at home getting our house prepared for cny.... Plus all the painting shit.. It probably took a toll on her mood. So she asked me to go to ma ma house for lunch.. But my dad already bought lunch for me... So how in the mother's name am i suppose to go my gramma house and eat and then come back and eat again? I can't even eat an ant now.. I have lost my appetite due to many reasons.... It's okay... I understand where my mother's coming from... I get all tensed up when im too busy fulfilling my responsibility too.. So i understand where the anger is coming from... That's when i can try to forgive her and forgive myself for being such a total dweeb for saying useless stuff like this.... =))

So, this freaking vehicle just went pas the road below my house... How do i know? I wan't looking out of the window or the balcony... That damn vehicle, i reckon its some kind of a van, just went pass the whole estate with his god damn stereo so loud!!! And guess what that dweeb was playing??? The whole "be my baby be my baby" Techno song... He might as well call up pizza hut and choke himself on his saliva... I reckon its a he because females "lians" do not drive vehicles... They are usually the passenger because they're being a moving hazzard if they got the wheel...

And you see in movies like "Initial D" That ladies are usually those dumbasses that stay in the passenger sit and look at the handsome hunk while he spents his life away.... I mean, i didn't watch that dumb show.. But i reckon its about that.. All racing shows are the same.. Hot hunk. Pretty girl.. Fall in love... Something bad happen in some race.. conflicts.. Gang members... Here and there some love scenes... Tehn KABOOM!!! With super fast cars/motorbikes, mathc it with super fast songs sung by jay chou... You get KA-DA-BOOM!!! A effin' race show... Oh for the love of god TRY to minimise the use of jay chou's song.. They irk the shit out of pple like me....

Haha... Why am i all tensed up? All the tension built witin since yesterday... Well, thks for melting my herat syg.. Then telling me that there's some other girl in your life we ought to think about... OH!!! And thank you for everything else... Thank you to who? Myself... The one and only martian on earth... Haha.. Oh yah!! now i rmb!! Im a martian!! So i got more reasons to make mistakes than anyone else... SHOOT ME!! =)

Syg eh syg... I dunno wat to do... I am confused... A damn bloody confused martian... I am just on the mumu's verge of mumu-ing my way into big shot dramatised mofo-ing shit!!1 I might as well choke on the pizza that i made 5 years ago... Shit holes!! I cant do this to myself!! It's socially incorrect and im not even suppose to have ANY feeling in ANY fibre of my being!!! I have to stop!!! The syg syg syg!!!! AHHHH!! SYG!!!!! Apa syg seh.... Assified mumu!!!

Okok... So, yah... Today isn't a good day to start my martian story.. I need to concentrate on my Earthly story too... Earth!! Is a mumu's weird place to be!!! I tell you, i think ill go back to Mars way sooner than planned....

One mly song i learnt... Sorry if mispelt...

AKU TAK TAU
MENGAPA ENKAU
SERING MARAH MARAH
MANER SENU MU
MANER TAWA MU
ENTAH HILANG KEMANA

Ok... I think alot of spelling error... Okok.. I dunno how to spell lah... But maybe can sing a tad bit better... Haha... I dunno the exact meaning but i think it means like this person dunno why the other person so angry and where its all coming from.. Or something lidat... I have my wonderful VGs to thank for teaching me such a wonderful song.. THK YOU!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

OH!! another song.. POP YEA YEA!!

KARAK KEMBADAN
KIRI KEKANAN
IKUT IRAMA
POP YEA YEA

Ok... That's about all the mly song i know... Haha.. Be patient babes... I'll learn more in future!! Im so happy that my mly is improving.. I hope i continue...

Well, put other things aside... School's been a bitch lately.. Witth the whole a maths dropping and Mr Ng TC being such a mofo... I cant help but hate school a little more... Yet miraculously, i have been rather enthusiatic in ALL classes except maybe SS and English bcos its moley's lesson... Even my friends notice the change... Ok.. am i really changing for the better? Being a hardworking girl now?? Isit really coming true for me?? Has O levels change me so drastically?? Will i be a super nerd??? PLS!!! HOPE FOR ME!! YESH YESH YESH!!! Let me be a smart nerd!! Pls!!! I wanna pass my o levels with like A(s) and show those son of a bit*h wat mumu's smart ass i am... I hate those who look down on me just cos i haven't been a good girl for the past 14 years.... Can't someone change for the better?? Ok, my spots will still be there.. But cant i have BETTER SPOTS!?!??! Wat the mumu!!! Urgh...

Okok... I getting way out of hand.. Im too pissed with myself over too many things.. Shoot me!! Iwun die!! I martian!!! Dammit!!

MY MARTIAN LIFE PART III

Ok.. So i'm back... To elaborate more on my martian life. It's rather interesting though.. Some of my earthling friends read my previous post and they say its funny. I guess they think its a joke. Expected!! I wouldn't believe me if i were them too!! I mean, i guess the only way they will believe if they see my alien mummy through my ass... But that's impossible.. I will never let them see my bare butt... They might spoil my ass-phone....

I told them i really do drink goo... None of them believed me... I ran out of it.. So i couldn't really show them how goo looks like... So they think im lying.... It's ok... As long as i know the truth.. My friend wants me to teach you guys martian language... But it's kinda difficult to teach.. I can teach you guys a phrase though... "My muumy bought me shit for my birthday..." is said as "yong zhi sai di zok dak kayea muah".... Yepps... Try to say it smoothly when up and down tone... Make it more dramatic sounding... Kinda sounds weird when you spell it like that.... Only we martians can say it... We have a third vocal that allows us a different tone of voice, so its different when you say it in our human vocal... =)) Just keep trying...

Ok.. Let's talk about the sports that we play up there in Mars... We play a game called ZUGGY.... It's quite similar to Earth's RUGBY.... Only difference is we have to run backwards... the rules are about the same... We tackle by using our head to bang against the body of the opponent... And we have Touch Zuggy too!! for touch, we can only use one finger too touch... Usually contact Zuggy causes death amongst us but we can revive them easily.... Touch is fun too but it is not as exciting a contact zuggy... =)) I use dto play zuggy everyday with my cousins and brothers... My sisters never join in.. In Mars, Zuggy is actually a male game.. Only males are allowed to play professionally... But i play it with my family, so no harm. All my family friends think im way overboard... They say i don't act like a female martian at all.... That's what made me special. Others thought i was rubbish as a female martian... I'll show them what's rubbish. Look who's doing well on earth now??? Hahahahaha!!!

Ok.. I'll keep this short.. Another time!! Adios!!!

Okay.. What in the mumu?~?~? I just found out that our school badge is suppose to be 2cm above the damn pocket. Am i mumu slow or wat?? And so far i have been pinning my badge just above my pocket. And like nobody caught me. Okay. I dun even button up my damn collar button. And so far only Moley's smart enough to check. That only goes to show the teachers think its irrelevant to school teaching as well.. We aren't the only dumbshites. I wonder who mumu came up with the idea. Blardy eff-tard...

And dammit!! Why cant they do with the god damn rule that handphones are allowed. So now i still have to be so cautious when i carry my handphone around. Plus Shalini have been borrowing my handphone a couple of times(hers spoilt). Dunno why, without my hp by my side in school, i feel so damn naked, like damn uncomfortable. Only now i realise how much my hp mean to me. Sigh... I vow never to mistreat my hp anymore. I'll treat it like how i treat my husband. With tender, loving, CARE!!!

Hey, those martian crap??? It's true!! If you believe it, only goes to show how much you know about me.... But it won't stop man.... I still have many more ideas about me being a martian.. I mean, FACTS!! FACTS about me being martians.... Believe it!! I come from mars!!! Im really bored you see... =)) Be patient... Im just being me... love me!! FOR ME!!! Dun dump me... Im martian, so what?!?!? Dun judge, my butt!!! =)))

MORE ON MY MARTIAN LIFE

So, its really very simple. I'm a 15 year-old human kid, on the outside. But actually im a martian. I came from Mars directly from a spaceship built specially for me so i can reach Earth. My Earth mummy found me one day and decided to keep me. She thought i was some kinda animal or something. Until she realise i could talk like human because back in Mars, we study human language. It was the only subject i aced.

Then now i feel its time for all of you guys to know. My Martian mummy has no objections. She prefer i be happy as i am. I don't want to hide anymore. My neighbour caught me sniffing goo, so now i have to explain what it was because she'd probably report it to the police if i continue sniffing goo in front of her. She had no idea what it was so she reckoned it was drugs.

Let's forget about that. My martian mates are up there trying to clear her mind using the infra-red system from Mars. =) Lets hope she don't get seriously hurt. Okay, now to hit on another point as a martian human. Ever wonder how i reached puberty and actually followed the growing stages of human? Well, my martian scientists sent me a chip that allowed me to follow the changing hormones of a female human. It was inserted to my brain and now i have a womb. Meaning i can get pregnant if i make love to any human guy. My martian mummy, no! Wait, BOTH my mummies prefer i get pregnant after i get married. They don't want me to get into trouble. My future husband should know about my "condition" before he bed me. If not the chip might just explode in his dick. =) Wouldn't want that to happen now, would i? *laughs*

Okok. Let's talk more about my family up there. Oh no, i forgot to mention a few of my best friends!! They'll kill me for this. Well, its not too late. Okay, i have thre best martians up there. We used to go everywhere together. My first three years up in Mars, i spent almost 2 and a half years with them. We do everything together. Eat, bathe, sleep, play, oogle at hott martians, and babysit.... Oh yah, did i mention martians can only live to the age of 15 earth years? Our one year is different from Earth. Earth's one year represents Mars, 200 years. So actually im a few hundred martian years now. It's complicated.

Back to my bestest martian mates. Their names , INAYRA, AHETAF, AKISSAJ. We were close like sisters. We never fought. Not in that 3 earth years we didn't... Until i came to Earth, they were still my biggest fan other than my family. My martian mummy know them and treats them like family. They get to join in all of our family occasion. I get to join into their family occasion too!!! Oh, i forgot to mention, they were biological martian sisters. So they were one big family. They stay 20000 miles away from my house. It's pretty easy getting around in Mars, 20000 miles is like from Toa Payoh to Orachard. Not very far.

We used to hang around this cool place called "THE VEE-GEES" It was like a disco pub thingy. But it was only us. No other Martians. My martian grandma used to own that place until the bad guys took over. But when we go, we always make sure it was deserted.. We found out many dirty little secrets about the bad guys when we hung around there. We only got caught once, but luckily my martian daddy arrived on time to exterminate most of the bad guys so we could escape. I got a severe lashing after that but we still hung around that place. It was way too cool to stop going there. Occasionally some hott martian guy would walk pass and we would ask him to do a strip tease for us. Some would do it willingly because they were afraid i would ask my martian daddy to kill them. Some decided they were way too hott and asked for martian cash. They got a severe beating from us and end up being the ugliest martian in town.

Since we always hung around that place. We decided to call ourselves the VGS!!! And thus now on Earth, i also have a group of mates called VGS that i really learn to love as much as my Martian VGS. Everything i learnt in Mars is relfected here in my behaviour on Earth. So you see, Mars isn't really that different a planet from Earth. We still have hearts that work just as well. Plus we're more kind-hearted. We don't kill unless neccessary. And there's only TWO kinds of Martians, the BAD! And the GOOD!

Did i mention that i have a new sister now? And addition to my family line. She was born last night on Earth time. They decided to name her after me. So her name is Mandyluvydnam. Yepps. That her beautiful martian name. Her picture isn't ready to be sent to Earth yet. When i get it i'll show you. She's a miracle baby because my martian mummy's kinda old when she gave birth to her. I think she was 2067 martian years old now.

I'm special. I follow the Earth's growing stages. If not i would be quite old by now. To tell the truth, i would rather not grow as a human female. They go through such painful puberty. With cramps and blood and many many scary things. But im already used to it. My martian mummy convinced me that it is part of the learning experience to make me a stronger martian. But thanks to my martian hormones, sometimes i tend to get hyper or uber moody without a reason. Thus getting myself into lots of trouble on Earth. And my Martian hormones made me less feminine, thus im seen to others as a very LOUD female human. It's not my fault, i asked the Martian scientists to make a chip that would make me more feminine, but they have tried for years yet to no avail. I still hate barbie dolls and play with human boys toys. It's okay. At least the humans acknowledge that as "tom-boyish-ness". So there's not a need to panic.

Sometimes, in Earth, i like weird people. I like people of the other race or i like people that i shouldn't like. That's because back in Mars, we are always encouraged to be attratcted to people that have NOTHING that is similar to us. That will teach us to adapt better and to learn other "cultures" better. So when i come to Earth, i start to like poeple that are very different from me. I am not saying that everyone in my race is the same, just that my standards for my own race would be higher because i need to learn to adpat better. I know the chinese culture thanks to my Earth family. So i want to learn more about others. So as to show my Martian mates how life is really like on Earth. It really isn't very easy.

I have no idea if you guys enojoy reading all this. So if you actually even REAd my blog. Or by accident read it without knowing. You might as well tag and tell me your comment. Because if you thiink this is too much of an information to be given to you Earthlings. I can erase your memory easily. =) Good day!

MY MARTIAN LIFE

I came to earth in a little space ship called the "Martiny super".. My Earth mummy got me when i was 3 and thought i was uber cute so she adopted me without questions. Attached to the spaceship was a note "Keep her. Be nice. We are Martians, from Mars."

I grew up normal. I used to have three heads, 6 pairs of eyes, a couple more arms, and three more legs. But occasionally my biological mummy from Mars would send me special medication so i can take form of a human. My Earth mummy didn't complain. I was way too cute to be abandoned. My Earth Daddy was displeased because i would always cause my neighbours heart attack. I changed 27 neighbours before i took shape of humans. My Martian name used to be YDNAM. Only martians could pronounce it properly. So my Earthling mummy decided to turn it around and call me Mandy.

She sent me to school. Taught me to eat with two hands. And as time went by, i looked like a human. My martian family were really proud. They were all watching me from satelite tv on top. Sometimes they call me from my middle finger and i talk to them through my ass. I love talking to my martian mummy cos she would tell me how pretty i looked on screen. she said i would look better with make up on but i refuse as make up affects the reception from my "ass-phone".

My martian mummy cooks the best goo ever. I used to eat it when i was up in mars. Martians can remember everything since they were born. My mission of Earth is easy. Just be human and show my martian people how Earthlings work. My Earth mummy doesn't know i still contact my martian mummy. So she thinks im completely human now. I still carry my mummy's home-made goo around. It's always inside my lingerie. Sometimes i get the urge to call home. But on Earth, i can't just talk to my ass. People will think im crazy. My martian family includes 20 brothers, 15 sisters, 16 sister-in-laws, 12 brother-in-laws, 5 nieces, 10 nephews, 200 aunties, 300 uncles, 150 cousins, five grandparents, two parents, and my husband. There are 300 martians that are the bad guys. My martian mummy refuses to let me talk about them. I would wish to exterminate them because if not for them ,i would have 300 more family members.

My husband? Are you shocked? No. We, martians marry when we reach age of 2. We can give birth at the age of 5. So it means i am still a virgin because we can only start making love at 5. I got sent to earth at 3. Yupp. My husband says he misses me and he says he is sorry he is having an affair over there in mars. He made love with my sister. And now my sister has given birth to a baby boy. I told him it was ok because i know he's lonely there in Mars, he needs to lose HIS virginity somehow right? So i forgave him.

My Earth mummy feeds me with Earth food. But she doesn't know i need goo to live. I prefer not to tell her because she might get jealous and start learning how to cook goo, which might end up in disaster because goo requires alot of flammble ingredients. Some of which Earth has not discovered yet.

My Earth friends don't know anything about me being Martian and all. But people who read this blog will know. Actually Harry Potter lives in Mars too. He's one of the bad guys. Along with Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley. They destroyed almost one third of Mars. They're wanting to conquer Mars and control ME so that they can start to conquer Earth. But my family is trying their best to form an Army with my neighbour. Which consist of Dumbledore and his family. A total of 650 people - Dumbledore's family. I hope they win the battle. Because im the only Martian that successfully reached Earth since the year 2500 B.C. , i have to finish my mission here. The only time i am allowed to go back to Mars is after my death here on Earth.

I am an idol there in Mars. They idolise me. I have little figurines and fans going everywhere wearing my tee-shirt. Even some people on the dark side are my followers because they think the life on Earth is much more harder to deal with. Life on Mars was much more peaceful. I can wake up anytime i want and there is no internal conflict. There is no need for a jail in Mars because we deal with problem in a simple way. We have chips in our brains that will explode our body if we fail to act as we are programmed to act. It is kinda complicated to explain. But please, don't tear my head open to check for the chip. you won't find it. Only we Martians are able to see such technology. Earth is slow, compared to us.

I condemn those who thiks that Martians are lame because we are much smarter and peaceful than any Earthlings i have read in books. Oh! and my Martian mummy is proud i am doing well in Earth school. I used to flunk all my test in Martian school. And i get kicked out because i always go against my programmings. That is one reason why my family decided to send me to Earth to attain more achievements and show them that i am not a useless Martian. Now my Martian teachers are watching me from up there and crying because my followers from the dark side are chasing after them. I choose to remain calm because i would love to see them die. They called me bad names i will remember for the rest of my life.

I really miss my Martian family alot. Especially my martian parents. My martian daddy has been training the army. He is my idol because he has taught me many ways to defend myself on earth. He is the best Martian on Mars. all the good martians respect him and all the bad martians are afraid of him. I am glad to be honoured as the child of sucha noble martian. His name will be with me for the rest of my martian life. YDNAM XELA GENW GNOK WOL. That's my full martian name. If you turn it around, it's actually LOW KONG WENG ALEX MANDY. My Earth dad's name and mine Earth's name. You see, everything in mars is connected through me. I am their only links to Earth. So if i die, Mars and Earth will lose contact with each other until the next lucky child reaches earth in another spaceship.

So that kiinda summarises why im such a weird child. I am actually a martian. Please, don't tell the authorities. They might execute me. Or they might do experiments on me that may be fatal to Earth. I explode when touched unwillingly. It is heavier than the explosion of a nuclear bomb. so please, keep this as our dirty little secret. so long, i will update more on my martian life. stay tuned. =)

Ok.. It is god damn funny talking to a whole bunch of sec one kids on msn.. Im confused.. I dun even noe who is who.. but once i say, "im mandy, the girl at camp always shout..." Then they all know me.. Wat the mumu man!! Mumu lah.. Today was a hell of a day man... I dunno how to describe today....

Sigh... I have this dirty little secret i so wanna shout out to the world but its just pure WRONG to do that.. I mean dammit!!! It's really burning me so bad i can die thinking of it.. My mind just wanders off to that thing every other minute!!! Like shit man.. Im determined to keep it only as a dirty little secret.... Just another regret... Wat the mumu??? Am i like singing the song Dirty Little Secret by blink 182??? Haha...

So today they had that street soccer clinic shit and it was kinda fun... Was hanging around Zul, Aidil, Samuel and Amin... Kinda fun seeing those little kids run around... But then the soccer part was kinda ruin by the rain and some players that played rough... which made me see the rough side of those boys... I always tot they were good kids... they acted well at camp.. they were all quiet mumus until i got to know them better after camp... Notorious bunch of mumus... But it was nevertheless fun hanging around them.. Made me think back on the old days where i was like them.. studying really didn't occur to me... Urgh.. wat the mumu lah.. dun care...

Well, i took some pictures with sham's camera.. It was kinda difficult to use it at first but then i figured it out soon after... and then it worked wonders... I think i took more pictures of zul and aidil and samuel and myself more than the soccer thing cos the soccer thing was only less than half an hour... Urgh!!!

I keep saying the EFF word!! Dammit... then must backspace always... tiring ah.. Dammit... I.. MUST!! STOPPP!!! I must focus....

Ok.. Mr boo and the HOD(s) had this talk with 39 of us today all from different express class.. Sec 4(s)... Say we all got risk of failing O level... So im like wat the mumu man.. I really felt the determination to work after their speeches.. But then they all went boing boing out of my mind when Zul and aidil came bouncing into my day making me all slackery-doo again.. dammit... Why cant i focus!!! I just wanna get below 20.. get into poly.. Maybe if can, business course or mass com.. but if not then nvm.. as long as i go poly!! so mumu!! Gimme some determination man!! Passion for studying!!! Wholly molly great balls of fire!!! I so need to listen to their advice and stop being lazy.. Laziness kills the Mandy...

Okok.. so i will decide.. Then make a god damn plan.. And MUMU stick to the god damn plan for once!! Blardy mofo.... I really need to buck up or my whole life is ruined and my reputation tarred... eh!! Wat reputation i have sia... Lol... Shit... I cant afford to be slackeroo-doo now.. i need to pull up my socks!!! Ok.. Wtv.. I'll try my best ok?? No guarantees... But i hope i succeed.. Haha.. Of course.. who hopes to fail....

Ok.. I have a friend.. Ok.. a couple of friend.. That told me "everything happens for a reason"... The reason why they do so, it may seem bcos they wanna change their perspective of things.. but i've been thinking and it occurred to me... They're living in phrases that pple use so often that it isn't even true anymore... They're kinda like making believe that its true.... Ok.. I know, it MAY be true... But not in ALL aspects of life... It kinda made me laugh a little bit... No offense... But its from the heart.. When i first heard that phrase.. It hung on to me for a couple of days... Until i realise that they're using it way too often... Something happen nd they go "It happened for a reason so lets just move on..." Thing is... Ever wonder what the reason is??? I mean if everyone goes by that phrase... Wouldn't this world be a full whole nothingness in nothingness.... Pple will just go... "Oh! I earn money for a reason so lets just earn money..." or "I killed that man for a reason... so move on!!!" Its just not right man... And hanging around the same problem over and over again is just pure unhealthy... I know.. Cos i've been thru shit.... May not seem much but at least now im not that depressing mofo anymore...

So i guess ill try to talk to my friends about it... They seem to think im not straight forward enough... They never seem to go beyond why i hide some of my feelings... Cos it might bring about the wrong impression... They need time.. So do i.... I need time to think over it before i say anything serious bcos it might just hurt someone unintentionally and you cant ever mend the hole you made at the fence... I've learned that the hard way.... So it ain't easy... It's sub-conciously controlling my mind.. So if you wanna noe if you attitude affects me (im saying this to everyone), ask me.. If someone is willing to change, its jus natural to take the initiative... Like me, sometimes i do wanna be hardworking.... So i ask my friends to teach me stuff i dunno... I dun wait for them to come ask if i need help studying... Cos sometimes they dunno!!! Understanding.. Mutual understanding... comes not only in the mind.. Communication.. If we dun make any contact at all, how am i suppose to even noe how you are as a person...??

Aiyoh!! I talk like wat sia.. Dunno ah... Dunno wat i talking... Okok lah.. gtg.. bye!!

Oh why for these past few days have my tag board been so dead? Oh why again haven't i been blogging?? For only ONE god damn MUMU reason... I was SICK!! Sick like a hoe on strike!! bloody stomach flu like nobody's MUMU'S business... Was bad.. Haven't been that sick since a long time ago.. Got diarrhoae today somemore.. Mumu's ass... Urgh...

why do i have a new keyboard? Maybe my brother was feeling rich.. He's suppose to buy me a haversack for my bday present mahn!! SAVE THE MONEY!! SAVE THE MANDY!!!! =)) Yesh.. As you see, the stomach flu didn't kill me.. But i believed it took away some parts of my brain... Yes.. So i kinda miss that small lil' brain that went missing... =)

God MUMUS!!! stoopid MUMU A maths re-assessment today was a bloody mumu mofo piece of crappy mumu-fied ded manice!!! Seriously... I ave a god damn feeling i ain't gonna do so good... Mdm ong ask me prepare letter first just in case.. Ha.. Mumu!

So, these past few days have been wonderfully nothing... Lol.. Why the mumu did i type wonderfully?? I wanted to talk about the camp i think.. Oh yah.. The camp was so super fun... I loved it... Hmm, i didn't know i could shout so loud for so long until that camp... So now im known in every sec 1 class as "that girl that always shout in camp".. Or Kak "Man"... Haha... Wat the mumu?!?!?! But this two boys i knew were so cute!! Zul and Aidil... Haha... Super cute sia those two.. After camp only start to bully me... during camp that time like so scared lidat like mouse.. Now become monsters... Haha... But cute lah they all.. Cheeky kids... =) And man!! Those sec 1s think that im malay!!! Fuiyoh!!! Wat the mumu man!! I tell them i chinese they dun believe.. Mumu... I SPEAK chinese they also dun believe.... Haha... Wat do you gotta do nowadays to prove your race man... Show your god damn I/C??? Haha...

Nvm... Its ok... Chinese or not doesn't matter... People are people.. We are ONE!!! Wooohoooo!!! Okok.. Wait, more about the camp... Lol... Those sec 1s were little devils man... But overall i hope they have fun... There WERE alot of shouting.. But hopefully they learn something.. To be less devilish.. Haha.. I doubt... So Kakak saw me shout at them and she said she choked... Wat the pootie mumu!!! Damn seh.... And they think the way i scold that sec one boy yesterday was scary... Eh!! That boy poked me soooo many times and said "OI!!!" Wat the mumu!! So rude!! no respect at all!! And when i scold him he still give me that bloody face.. Was that close to whcking his face.. See he sec 1... Mumu's ass... Okok.. Relax.... Dunno why yesterday i was rather hot tempered after an incident... But i was rather happy other than those to incident... Had fun talking to Penny Izuan they all and making fun of Izuan.. Haha... "Wo shi bai chi!" Muahahaha.... Funny....

Okok... I gtg babes!! Will update soon!! Keep the tagging going!! dun make me all lonely!! I wanna see your names on it if you read it!! Dun be so selfish... Keep it all to yourself... Show me your nice wonderful name and tell me i shuck!! Wooooo! =) Love yas!

Well well well, This weekend was spent with the sec ones and using all my strength to keep them under control.. What wouldd i do without the wonderful camp committees and the peer leaders?? They were wonderful people... The sec ones were monsters.. Little monsters and devils that disguise themselves as sec 1s.. That's prolly one reason why i didn't give a shit bout orientation.. I wouldn't want those monsters in my cca... Chaos.. The sec 3(s) this year have been a handful.. One more batch of kids will just kill both Nicholas and me... I'll die.. Seriously... Blardy hell lah.. You see now H&F pple so little.. Some of them dun have cca that time then will come to my cca... Cos can blardy slack and play so much.. Who wouldn't want....

I saw the Ncc(air) cadets doing their stuff at the small fieldy place.. I hear them shout commands and all... Make me start to think when i sec one that time how pek chek i was cos the fucking teacher say that i MUST go band.. One reason cos ncc air already too many peeps... Another being i got background in music... Fucking ass... I could have strangled all of them teachers... I really wanted to be in Ncc air... Serious.. I dunno if i would have stayed long enough but i wanted that experience.. I still fuck myself everyday over it when i see Fateha go "Oh, i got Ncc...".. Yah... Haiz.. I think even i got in also wun stay long.. I this kinda pple can stay long in uniform group means the sun wun shine no more alr....

But still, Ncc air was my dream.. It was shattered... Nobody knows... until now that is to say... I used to be shy to admit cos pple see me and say... "YOU? Ncc air?? Hahahaha... Right...." But now fuck lah.. Why got dream cannot ar?!?!? So wat if i cant do it? At least i try.. Fuckass... Nvm.. Forget it....

So, Sec 1 camp was hell a lot of shouting.. Even though im not from any UG, i still felt like it was some UG recruitment shit or something.. I swear, i shouted till my lungs were sore... But lucky enough i didn't have that stand strong attitude like the UG leaders... sometimes i joke around even though im pissed... The UG leaders are used to being firm, thats the difference... Haha... Still, i shout until i got migraine sia... CB... Those sec 1s can kill... Plus i didn't sleep that night.. maybe one hour lah.. Second day was much better.. I guess everyone was too tired to do no shit.. Yah... Gala night was nth... Trust me.. No atmosphere.. Nobody were included except the sec ones and a couple of pple... everyone else were busy planning other stuff... which made something bad happened.. I was sad that it didn't work out as great as we planned it to be.. But we still succeeded somehow.. We finished the job...

Then came the orientation shit... Everything was slackery-doo... I dun believe any one in my club actually put all their heart and soul into it.. But still, i didn't check out the main stall.. I should still thank 'em.. They did a great job.. 8 pple currently is a miracle... those kids must really have nth else to join.. Haha.. So take the easy way out... My club still new, so forgive me if i put my club down.. Just not used to such a slacker club.. I like it there though... I spent most of the whole thing sleeping or slacking...

I read aslam's blog about pple that dun understand how it feels to be in a UG.. That's why they laugh... I agree with him... Yah.. I laugh sometimes too.. So i guess im wrong too... I used to be in a UG too... I guess i know a tad bit about their sufferings... So im sorry... I admire the UG pple... they go thru alot of stuff and they know discipline... Just to stand in the sun or wearing their uniform for hours straight is tough... So yeah, i salute you guys... I've always admired you guys, by the way... Just didn't have the guts to say it out cos im afraid of stuff lah.. Like pple always ask me "Mandy!!! You last time in ncc air wan right?? Why quit??" And their tone they use those "Why cannot make it ah?" kinda tone... Hurts lah.. But fuck!!! I didn't JOIN!!! Cb... They say wat, those that put Ncc air first choice go for that session.. So i went lah.. How the fuck i noe the damn school put me in band... Only after that ncc meeting then i got to noe of it... Knn... Like my fault lidat...

If i could i would have stayed in NCC air for more than one session lah..Gendengs.. The first session was fucking fun for me cos the pple there were very friendly with me.. I didn't know Fateha then... But then the stupid school... Arghhhh... Ever wonder how embarrassed i was everytime the nccair cadets run pass my band practice and i see them staring at me like some freak who just betrayed them or something.. Maybe im paranoid lah.. But Ncc ais was my dream.. It was my dad's dream.. I wanted to make him proud.. I did my best to try to get in but i tried for shit.... Nothing happened.. So i found myself stuck in band... The worse experience of my life.. I felt outcasted...

Ok.. Forget it.. It's the past.. Let bygones be bygones.. but i tell you now if anyone ask me agian why i quit ncc last time.. I'll prolly fuck them upside down and then say "i wasn't even in it you fucktard...." Yeah.. Lol.. where is all this anger from man?!?!?

Wow.. talking bout anger... Somenody was rather angry yesterday... Thanks to the new CCA HOD that screwed up the ncc parade.. they were already trying their best to move fast but seriously, the time limit was over the top.. having one hour to recruit members is like having to have sex within 2 minutes... dude... You still gotta undress and do some foreplay righ?!?! The godamn teachers just dun get it... They came down so early just for a one hour display and then you dun even let them do their thang?!?! It's like "WHOA!!! GIVE 'EM A BREAK MAN FUCKTARD!!" Seriously, i was feeling rather angry at her myself, cos i wanted to see ncc do their thing... And having their faces with smiles... but i end up having nth of wat i expected... I got shit instead.. Haha.. Thks to that kuku of a head...

So i got shit... So what?!?! I dealt with it.. I held on.. No idea why... I only felt the pinch when i reached home.. And started thiking about it... So she apologised... I forgive... Haha.. Rather difficult to forget though... Was trying too god damn hard to calm her down i guess i forgot that she might put it out on me... So i didn't understand at that point.. but now it ok lah.. I guess i understand.. Its over anyway.. And i know her character lah... Ncc is like her life... You intrude you might as well shoot urself and die... Then i saw those pple telling me and adek to run after her.. Those asses prolly doesn't know what the fuck she thinking.. If i went, i would have shouted.. Yeah... Time was needed.. I gave it time.. so tat's that... Those fucktard prolly think we dun care and we hated her for doing that... those fucktards dunno shit... You know why i can call them fucktards? Cos i bet they dun read my blog.. Woooo!! I can do everything i want...

But when they called out to us to go chase after her.. All i was thinking was "Wah lau.. shuddup lah fucks.. You so good you chase her lah.. Cb.. See how you handle..." Yah.. And adek was just like there explaining to anarchy wat happened.. That stuff blah blah blah then wooooh!! Im home... So this fucktard here took a shower and then feel asleep at 8 plus.. Earliest timing in my entire life... Woke up at 10 plus in the morning... I was half awake at 8 plus but i slept back... siala...

Damn that mother hoe.. Mrs tan called me today.. Lucky my parents not in.. If not they scold.. I pissed... I shout.. Tmr go school see that mofo then attitude only i die... I just attituded her that day.. Cant afford another mistake... Cb.. She call then talk so long like her whole life depended on me handing in my homework lidat.. fuck hell lah.. she just dun get the message.... I know.. I sound harsh.. She's just trying to help me pull up my grades... But please!!! Fucktard man.. Can't just leave my weekends alone.. I dun pass up then fucking leave me alone lah... English... Cb... Do homework like got use lidat... Mother puss... Only reading helps.. And prolly reading the god damn dictionary helps... Yah... So fucktard.. Just make us walking dicts!!! Talk like fuck also no use...

So i stayed home most of the whole day today.. Went to visit my ah ma to give her the stuff my parents bought from JB... They bought a whole truckload of shit so i had to help.. .She was happy to see us.. Then there was this thing that happned not long ago about someone's mum taking over my ah ma's territory and letting her slp outside the hall... Blardy toot face... I saw her i felt like punching her face.. My ah ma live alone so nobody to protect her.. And i dunno wat one particular aunty is doing man.. She like allow that damn old hag to take over ah ma's territory... And ah ma dun even recieve the rent... Fucktard... Only disturb only.. I tell you, i was waiting for her to say one wrong thing only, i will whack the fuck out of her if she ever verbally abused my ah ma... Im serious.. I dun care if she 60 or 70 years old.. Tat whore disturb my ah ma, she gonna get it... Plus she treat MY ah ma's house like her house lidat.. Lock the room.. Stay inside.. Use the hair dryer.. Then all my ahma have is the little bed outside and a fan... Fuckass... And she put on so much make-up i think her face will bloody crack if the wind blows too hard...

Yah.. So i saw my ah ma.. and she wasn't looking as good.. No idea why her leg looked disfigured... And she was so nice... One reason why i was moody then because i start to realise that every family got their own controversy... I see my ahma all alone lidat and she expressed casually she hasn't seen us for very long and that she wanna see her kids... Its like it hit me... Wa lau.. Look at my dad's family and my mom's family.. One so full of live and wonderful.. the other like shattered all around... I wonder if my ahma and ahgong didn't seperate.. would they be wonderfully together... Sigh... I hope to spend more time with my ah ma but its kinda like i dunno how to communicate with her cos im not used to her... And she lives quite far away.. Dammit... Maybe i should suggest letting her stay with us since that old hag seem t have teken over the place.. But i dun think wtv i say in this house regarding my ahma counts.. There are many adult issues i dunno. So i better shuddup...

Yepps.. Long entry.. Tired now.. Bye!

I'll be going away tmr... to school!! For camp!! Ber-lar-dy sec one camp... Sounds fun no?? Yes no!!! Cos the sec ones are gonna drive me nuts.. hopefully they dun cry and ask for their mummy... I dun have no tissue to give.. I have Kotex tho?!?!? Wahahahhaha... Sigh... Hope they treat me with respect or i guess ill make them cry the only way i know how... We'll see.... Im bored...

Hmmm, so i wun be bloggin.... Ill be missing my comp.... Ill be missing Many pple and many thinsg... Like Bryan.... And i hope we have fun.... Oh! H&F meeting today was fun... have to thank Adam for sending me home today cos it was raining.... Yupps.. All the pple in my club are good guys... Only maybe the sec 3's are abit too mischeivious and cant stay at one place for long... Nicholas almost burst his vessels today... Lucky i was there to keep it cool... Lol.. Boast only... Siala... If i wasn't there... Nic would have prolly tore their heads off... And ming long would prolly be a mute now... And adam would have a face as red as a tomato now... Plus chang sheng will be sleeping like a pigg... So who gives a shit.. My club is full of evryone with every other intentions... I dun give a shit... As long as i have fun... Oh.. WELCOME TO H&F SAFWAN!!! May your journey with us be a pleasant one... He seems like a nice guy.. At least he laughs at my joke... Lol.. Wtf?!?!? EVERYONE laughs at my jokes!! Im mandy for christ sake!!!

Wah seh.. Why today my self esteem so high?? Must be the rain... Or maybe its the oxygen.. Someone spiked it.... I've been praising myself alot today... I guess im learning to love myself... Wtf?!?!? Maybe.... Seriously man.. What would you guys do without me?!??! Life would be like a rain without a rainbow and sunshine after... Just rain... =)) Say you love me.. Cos i know i do!! =)) Just say you love me cos i know you guys do.. Deep down inside in a twisted way OF COURSE you do.... Nobody hates a mandy.... =))

Ok.. Im high on O2.... Shoot me!! Adios!! I wanna pack my god damn bag for tmr... Put the god damns Kotex in there and bring it for the kids... good night!!

"Where Did We Go Wrong" - American hi fi

Monday morning and the coffee's on
What happened to my perfect world
Front page news she's already gone
Say hello to the goodbye girl
LA traffic don't make it better
I wonder if she read my letter
9 to 5 keep it all alive
Some days are hard to survive
I feel so down about it

I don't wanna be alone
Just waiting by the phone
I can't stand another night on my own
With a new day rising, realizing
That you gotta be free break it down to you and me
Is it everything you want it to be
I wanted you all along
So where did we go wrong?

Never had a lot of money
But we spent a good time in the city
Drinking wine and watching the tele
Old movies she sure looked pretty
This kitchen feels so alone
Haven't cleaned since she's been gone
Spend my nights at your favorite bar
And wonder where you are
I feel so down about it

I don't wanna turn back time
I just wanna change your mind
I just want a chance to prove to you
I really wanna chase these clouds away
Save them for a rainy day
There's nothing left to say

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"Sometimes" - Blink 182

Oh, how I wish that they would last
Moments of peace that just slip through me so fast
Just when I think that they are gonna stay
Everything inside me just starts fading away

Sometimes it seems like all I hope for
Just gets thrown down on the floor
And then it seems like you don't love me anymore
Sometimes I wish that I could run away
Sometimes I wish I just had something to say

She looks at me and doesn't know the words to say
But it's not you, I just don't feel quite right today
All these things I say and do were never planned
But how the fuck am I supposed to make you understand that

Sometimes it seems like all I hope for
Just gets thrown down on the floor
And then it seems like you don't love me anymore
Sometimes I wish that I could run away
Sometimes I wish I just had something to say

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"Ben Wah Balls" - Blink 182

(No we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a doverman pincherLadies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blink)

Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house
So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth
And happily and gay
Well I guessed exactly that
Because he found a special girl
That put him in a special trance

He fell in love so quickly
What the hell was he to expect
That the girl under his arm wasn't the same
As any other girl
That he had thought that he once met
I guess you could only blame fate

Things started getting weird as they started to kiss
She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed
And then quietly one day
He sang a song from deep within his heart
Causing some ingestion
He finished with a great big fart and

She knew at that one moment
That song was something she heard before
So she asked him to do that again

Then out the door they hurried
She was gonna find out for sure
So she analyzed his rear end

She said,
"When I was a little girl my dad left my mom.
He used to always fart and sing this special song.
Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall.
'Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls."

I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...Ben wah ball wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...
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Lol.. I liked the first song cos it says about what i feel now... The second song too... But the third? I just like it cos its cool.. Damn funny.. first time i read it im like WTF??!! I didn't know blink 182 come up with such cool songs.. Lol... "Im gay so what dun judge my butt!!" Muahahah.... Im fucking crazy over this kinda songs now.. Thx to Hakimo and his Mp3.. Blah lah.. Lol.. Now my ears blast this kinda songs until going deaf alr...

So yeah.. I was bored.. So decided to blog again... fuck.. Read the previous post if you want.. If not then dun.. I dun care.. Really... =))

Today the whole day i was friggin pissed.. And many things add to that.. One being Moley's bitchin and Tanny Koh's talking like a slut... Literally everything pissed me off.. But then i got to spend time with bala logen and vH after school and i kinda got a lil bit relaxed.. Found out many things.. How they all changed... How i dun even know who the fuck they are anymore... It doesn't matter now...

So after that, hmmm.... I went out with kecik for fruits at spork and foon!! Haha... Yah.. Had lotsa fun talking bout guys and all... Then it was so funny.. Cos i needed to buy bands for the camp... And so i went to the pasam malm to check things out... So then only one stall sell and they dun have most of the colours i wanted... And the guy spent so much time on me i think the boss was getting irritated.. Haha.. I was like "18 of this colour got? then that one? 17 have? 2 blue? Red have? alamak!! dun have ar? how??" Lol... And the guy just kept laughing at me.. Good man, he... He was patient and helped me as much as he could... Plus i think he was flirting with me... And then he smiled and all and he gave me one free complimentary band.. Haha... Then i said thank yo and he imitated the way i said it... WHY DOES PPLE ALWAYS IMITATE THE WAY I SAY THK YOU!>!??!? Funny ar?!?! Cheh!

Lol... Not over yet!! Siala... Watsup with older guys this days.. Always hitting on young students like me and kecik... Lol... We were walking back to the hub.. When we were talking loudly to ourselves and then two tamilans hit on us by imitating what i say... Dumbasses... And i replied them sarcastically... Then they started to talk to us.. Ok.. It was obvious... they were fucking flirting cos they asked me if i wanted to follow them home and blah blah blah... And they say to meet em there tmr at the same time... Lol... It was damn funny.. I was like "awwwww~ but too bad...." Haha... Truly... They were like big desperate fools hitting on sec 4 girls... They should prolly go changi or geylang or something... But well, it was entertaning.... Plus tamilans are my hotts... And they live in KHATIB?!?!? Wtf?!?!? My brain hurts... Truly... But they were aiite looking la.. Old, like duh~~~

So, nvm... It was enjoyable... But not all day was enjoyable though... Today my heart got broken to pieces.. literally... I could swear i felt it crack and burn.... I broke my vow today.. I cried in front of someone... I cant help it man... It just came... It was very close to my heart.. But no.. Im not gonna say anything to anyone... Im sorry... It just hurt me too bad to talk about it in details... So now i feel numb.. Ha... I lost that feeling long time ago... Sigh... The person involve aint gonna read this.. So i can say wtv i want... It dun matter no more... Today was the first time i hid my feelings... I went to the toilet and cried like a baby... Attachment, thats wat the problem was... The way i take it?? Urgh... It doesn't matter... I dun wanna be weak no more... Forget it.... Just pretend today that thing didn't happen... that i didn't break down.. Fuck my heart.. It dun matter no more.. It's shrinked to a size so small i dun even feel it no more.. So who gives a fuck...

Thx man.. Things were getting back on track.. No really.. hope was shining so brightly... And now i fall again... Thx my ol' fucking great hoe!! Urgh... Move bitch... get out of the way man!!! Shoot me...

Holy hell madar of gawd!! The damn dnt seminar was ber-lar-dee boring lah!! The whole time i was either trying to make jokes to entertain myself or sleep... Kau eh! Knn, waste of my bloody time... Stoopid.. I could have been home sleeping or out with my parents and Bryan!! *tooot* Urgh.. I am like so effin pissed with that darn thing.. I mean in what way did it actually help us?!?!? Tell me!! Dammit... Plus someone i wished went didn't go so its liek oh-so mofo experience... Bleah~

Shit.. Whole day i never eat.... My stupid gastric acting up again like nobody's business.. Lol... I think i know where the snoring came from just now in the lecture hall.. It was my grumbling stomach.. Lol... Jas was like "eh!! Mandy! Dun snore lah!!" Im like "I where got snore? I not even sleeping..." Lol... Then we figured maybe it was someone else... Go figure... Could have been my stomach growling... Lol... Nanyang poly is god damn big man.. They have like lifts every where in every corner and one section got like so many classes... Wtf...

It's been a long time since i really sat down and have a long chat with someone... Long like 6 hours talk out of nth at all... Just slack.... Everything's been moving so fast i hardly have the time to gasp for air... Not literally lah.. But yah.. I rmb tht time after sec 3 camp me and Ais went to delifrance and coffee bean and sat there for hours... It was great fun... Yeah.. Talking bout guys and blah so on... And i rmb having ice cream in ang mo kio with adek... That was a time that i felt so weak inside and i was glad she was with me... The ice cream tasted wonderful by the way... Lol... Cheap and nice... =))

It's been a long time since i sat down anywhere and have a long chat with my brother... I cant even rmb the last time we did that... I only rmb the times where i used to sleep on top of the bed and he sleeps below and at night when we cant sleep we make jokes out of nth at all and laugh the shit off... And i tell you... My brother and i can make the jokes that would stay with me for a very long time...

Dn you think humans are weird creatures? Most of them only rmb the bad times or what went wrong during when.. But how many really reminiscence on the happy and great times... I mean, seriously... Try naming 10 good times you have and 10 bad times you have with a particular someone... It'll be so much easier to name the bad... I think one person that i can name the good times easier than the bad is Adek.... Yah... I'm serious... Haha... And my Vgs too... My Vgs are the pillar in school... The only one i can fall on... Yah... I hope the day that we have to split will never come... I cant bear it...

And kakak bought me a book?!?!? Why a book?!?!?! Oh my gawd!! do i look like i read?!?!?! Ok.. Maybe harry potter and princess diaries and ghost stories.. But do i really?!?! Hmmm, i have a feeling there's more to it... Maybe there's a meaning behind the book she wants me to understand... Yah.. I guess so... I guess i've been giving pple the impression that i've been VERY depressed and all i can think about is death... Maybe... But i guess im just the kinda pple that exaggerates wat's happening to me... I mean it's all true but i tend to exaggerate it a little bcos i have the tendency to self pity myself... It's slowly killing me but im trying to stop.. So help me to help me kays?? Lol...

So, i guess that's all for today.. Tune in next time for more of my crapper-dee-doo!! Toodles!!

Wow... Who ever knew that painting a god damn normal sized door would be so much work.. Plus it's oil based paint so if you get it anywhere you have to use thinner or wtv to rub it off... Fuck... Waste of time... Haha.. No lah.. So the doors are friggin' BLUE!!!! BLUE!! Like sky high's colour!!! Freaking blue!! I love it!! It's ber-lar-dee nice like crazy!!! But my mom seem to think its abit to bold... But who cares?!?! It's nice!!! =)) So now, lets take a look at my newly painted house...

Wilson's Room - Orange with Blue door
Mandy's Room - Purple with Blue door
Parents' Room - Yellow and White with Blue door
Hall - Lilac White
Main door - Blue
Main Gate - Not sure if painting anot

So, yah.. That summarises 2 fucking weekends of mine... Painting and at the same time packing the god damn house that's so full of junk i have no idea what we've been living in for the past 5 years... Lol... Oh wells, A great start to a new year.. New colours, new coat of paint, and so many many more new stuff... Means good bye to a good load of money... But nvm... Money can slowly earn back.... It's the moment that counts eh?? Lol...

So, recently, i have a couple of people telling me that i've been rather pessimistic lately.. Yupps, no worries.. Im trying real hard to chg that attitude of mine... I'll try not to think of all the negative side anymore.. Give me time man.. Give me time to recover from some shit i've gone thru.... And i WILL open up.. once again all i need is TIME!! Dun rush me.. =) Okay?!? I love you.. And soon enough it'll show... =)) But thanks for reminding me... That i should indeed do something about it... *smuchks*

Okays, so i really wanna read the memoirs of a geisha book... S'pose to borrow from Aslam but im thrid in line.. That'll prolly take a couple of months.. So yah.. I shall restrain for now.. I dun wanna go buy the book man.. Like no monay!!!! Lol... So yah!! I shall read the book!!!! When the others have all finished with it... =) Muahahahahah....

So.... That kakak tua still haven't got her chance to treat me my icekacang... SHE SHALL!!! in time to come when we both are free and she got lots and lots of money then she can treat me my ice kacang!! =) Haha.. DURIAN ice kacang... I think thats my favourite dessert of all times... Lol... If a guy ever treats me to durian ice kacang i think ill melt... Lol... Yah....

I just realise only recently that im easily satisfied when it comes to guys that fulfil my "hotts"... Im serious... Plus i got the hotts for indian guys and malay guys... So wtf?!?!?!? Im like gonna melt faster than ice cream on a hot sunny day... Crap... My weakest point when it comes to guys is that if you are under my hott list... Even you shout at me for nth i also think you hott... So wtf... Maybe i should just kill all hott guys or something... Lol... But not sky high... DEFINTELY not sky high... Lol... He's too cute and charming and hott to be kill just cos he's cute and charming and hott.... =))

So, having an infatuation on a peer in school is rather entertaining.. It adds a little sense of spice to school.. I mean, imagine how boring school will be if you see every guy as like, EVERY OTHER GUY?!?!? Huh?? Wouldn't life in school be much more boring than it already is?? So having a tiny little crush on Sky high is not soooo wrong right?!?!? Lol... Im trying to justify my feelings for Sky high... So you'd better agree!!! Or else..... x)

I dreamt of someone unexpected last night... It was really unexpected... Like i ws in this big theatre and then scary pple came along like tribal pple... And they wanted to scare me... I started crying and i couldn't get out... Then i screamed.. Suddenly pple appeared out of no where and they were all looking at me being chased by those morons... Then i screamed somemore... Suddenly i screamed someone's name... And he magically appeared before me... I fell into his arms and cried.. Then miraculously the morons disappeared and i was saved by this unexpected hero... So he hugged me so tight i couldn't breathe... But i didn't care cos he chased those monsters away.... So i cried and he brought me out in the sunlight where everybody saw him hugging me.. And my VGS came running towards me and asking me what happened... I told them the story while the hero went to wash up?!?!? Lol... Then my VGs went totally bonkers and they said "WTH?!?!?!" And i started to laugh with them... And then i saw my hero walking towards us... Looking all humble and shy.... I looked at him and my heart started to beat so blardy fast i tot there was a blardy band in there... But then my brain tot to itself "Why him?!?! Why him?!?! Cant it be sky high??? I didn't even have feelings for him until he saved me perhaps... Why him!?!?!?" But then i didn't have time to react when my hero came in front of me and my VGS and he hugged me... And left... Yes!! He left!!! Then i fucking woke up... Yupps....

I refuse to say out who the hero is... I will only tell my VGS bcos it is the funniest dream i ever had since several weeks ago... Trust me.. the whole scenario was really hilarious if you come to think of it... I mean me being scared of tribval pple in a big silent theatre and pple suddenly reappearing?!?!?! It's like harry potter version two!!! WTF?!?!? It would be better if i could apparate... Then i would be my own hero.. Maybe i wasn't of age to apparate.. But wait!! My hero is younger than me!! how could it be!??!?! Im a lousy witch?!?!?! Wtf?!?!? NOOOOOOO!! Lol... I think im going crazy....

Shit.... Nvm... Forget bout that darn dream... It's just like any other dream.. Just a dream... Lol... I haven't dreamt of sky high yet though... It would be fun to see... Maybe i would see him as harry potter or something... Or maybe VOLDERMORT!! Lol.... That'll be totally cool... Dammit!! why am i talking bout dreams?!?!? Like wtf.. Dreams dun come true man... Except dejavu(s)... I mean i had a dream a couple of days ago bout this anonymous guy flying in mid air naked and playing with his hammer.... Wtf?!?!?!

Lol... I gtg.. Bye..

Wow... First coat of paint is finished.. Painting my hall today.. Lilac white.. It looks EXACTLY like white.. Perhaps the LILAC word is just for show.. To make it sound nicer... So, we're waiting for the first coat to dry then up goes the second coat.. Come to think of it.. Painting is pretty tough work.. I mean if you dun have the heart or the mood to do it it kinda sucks... But Bryan add a little touch of fun to it.. He's like all "helpful" and everything.. Plus i always pretend to "accidentally" paint him cos i "tought" he was the wall... He can't sense sarcasm at such a young age.. So once again, i win!! =)) So he cant do anything bout it.. Except maybe run away everytime i come close... And say "JIE!! You dun come near me ok!?!? You always think im the wall wan!!" Lol... Funny kid, him....

So after the hall will be the doors.. I wonder wat colour will be the kitchen.. Same colour?!?!?! Siala.. Only now i realise how big my house is if we take all the junk away... Blah lah.. We'll have so much more space... Lol... See my room so neat now right??? Gimme three weeks... The thing's gonna go back to it's old pig sty style... Damn.. And i gotta pack my "home-clothes cupboard".. And my books drawers... And my top drawers that's full of junk... Craperdoo-doos... I need a lifeline... To think i always help my brother to pack his stuff.. I dun think he'll help me even now if i ask.. Wanna bet?!?!? Then he'll blame me for not asking him when i complain.. Fuck... Might as well do it all myself.. It's my room.. Blah blah...

Nvm... Anyways, celebrating Jas birthday two days ago was a huge fun!! We creamed her... WE WHIPPED CREAM HER!!! WOOOHOOOO!! Haha.. I bet her hair still stinks now... She says it stinks like vomit... I cant experience the smell cos my god damn nose is killing me by having the flu!! Wat shit... Anyways, yah.. Her birthday was nice fun.. And we're having her REAL birthday celebration on tuesday... I hope it'll be much more fun!! =)) And her bf will be there and all... Maybe we should ask them to kiss!!! Muahahaha... That's god damn evil.. Plus her parents will be there, i think... So i dun think can...

Whoops!! Igtg... Bye my loves!! +)

Well well well.. I have many things to say.. One thing is about races.. But i think i better dun say that in case i accidentally say anything wrong... It's about what others are saying... NOT ME!! Im not racist man... how in the world can i be racist?!?!?! Yesh.. Im NOT racist towards my own race god dammit!! I just have higher standards for chinese.. Its good wat.. Push the chinese to be better... =))

School was nice today... Cos we let off early.. Thanks to the muslims!! Wooooo!! Cool.. The indians should have theirs on thursday.. And the chinese should have one on wednesday... Lol... Damn!! Then they should make monday public holiday... Lol... If that ever happens... We probably wun be so smart compared to SOMe pple from other countries... EH!! Wah.... I talk like i so smart lidat eh?!?!? HAha...

So, There's a blardy birdnest outside my form teacher's classroom.. I dunno why my class is making such a big deal of it.. It's just a fucking bird!! Leave it alone lah... Crazy.. And they must all go bonkers like as if there's an alien attack lidat... Fucking enthu(s)... Okok.. Sry for being vulgar... Sry sry... Hmmmm, so??? Hows life for me now??!?!?!

Aku tak tau... Oh yah!! Im so happy!! My malay seems to be improving... Haha.. Im really really happy!!! I've been wanting to learn malay ever since dunno when... And now its showing some improvements... =)) Glad to hear that im not that stupid after all!! =)) Haha... Thanks to my wonderful teachers... My VGS!!! I love them all sooo sooo much... They taught me more than malay!! They taught me the art of a long lasting friendship.. And how to work things out in a group without neglecting each other... And they taught me to learn!!! Yeah.. Im glad im with good company... I mean they study hard to encourage me... And all... Im good with them.. Thanks to them im all good now.. x)

Well, today i sms-ed someone... Moufie's BROTHER!!! AhhhhhH!!! Haha... cos that Krush lah!! Go say what i dun dare sms him wan... Then to show her i dare i sms him.. And he was nice!! Lol... And moufie was like "I tell you ah!!! If you and him anything2, i dun wanna be involve!!" And Krush went like "Hahaha.. Later they tell you how they smooch all how?" Lol... Im like WTH?!?!?!? Me and Moufie's abang?!?! It's gonna be like craziness!!! Lol... Cannot cannot... Moufie surely will be disgusted... Haha.. Dunno why also she like thinks im crazy when i say i wanna go for her abang... Haha... Lol.... I dun even noe her abang for christ sake how to go for him?!?!?! Lol....

Ultimately the first week of 2006 has been nice and im feeling gooooood~ Nothing to feel down about.. all has been good.. No doubt there have been a couple of moodswings.. BUT!!!! I still love 2006... Im determined for it to be a wonderful year.. Except for the O levels part... PLEASE!! *Hope* PLEASE let the collection of results be wonderful!!! PLS!!! =)) I so hope my results will be up to satisfaction... i dun wanna disappoint anybody esp my family... And i dun wanna disappoint myself.. I've been telling myself to study study study but i just cant seem to put it to action.. Dammit!!

Okok... The mandy needs to go do some searching of some stuff... So why dun you guys buzz off and do some searching too?!?!?? =)) Nah~ I love you guys... x) goodie bye!

MY geog teacher sucks like bigg time.. Mother mootie pants!!! She is a friggin pigg!!! I HATE her.. I never tot i would hate a teacher that much even since i barely stay in contact with her much.... She is a mofo effin beeeee~*toot*... Urgh.. Life's gonna be tough with her as my geog teacher.. I'd rather have miss karen james...

Today sky high was LOOOOOKIN' goooooooood~ Seriously, he never fails to melt my heart even if i really have nothing more to melt.... Even chatting with him over the net melts my heart.. And why im going crazy over him??? Perhaps one reason, i like it when his presence is around... And i like his humour.. And he's blardy hott!!! And he's amiable, friendly... Yah.. Like everything i can ever ask for... Just that i heard he's a little shy towards girls... but oh wells, its just an infatuation i guess... Ain't going no where... Cos its impossible... No way in hell we can ever be together because of many many reasons... One being that i dun want a relationship now... And that's enough a reason to NOT go into one ain't it!??!?!?! Yeah....

Anyways, today was the worse wake up day ever... My eyes were all red and tired and i couldn't open them.. I was like a walking zombie all the way to the bathroom.... Until i on the blardy cold water by accident and that stupid water woke me up bigg time... That darn thing... If not i could have slept in the bathroom... Haha... Wtv... Then aafter that got to school and i felt energetic once again... Everything went back to hyper mode... Especially when it came to making stupid damn jokes... No idea why im being such an outspoken bitch this year.. every darn year the teacher will put.. Mandy's a outspoken girl... Blah blah blah... PLEASE!!! Something new lah... I must change my image... Like go to the corner of class everyday and read my manga comic books... Then perhaps the teacher will say, Mandy shoud learn to be more responsive and outspoken like the REAL mandy... Hahah... Wat shit...

I have big plans for tmr... Real big plans... I plan to wake up on time.. Aand be quiet thru out the day... Yah.. Plans... To cause a big massacre and commit suicide like Hitler... Then let the aliens rule the world... Yah... So i can check out if there really is god(s) in heaven or hell... And if there is i can ask how he/she/they think of me and if they/he/she ever recieved my wishes... Then see what they say... And if i not satisfied then i cause another big massacre wherever i am.. Most probably hell bcos i dun even believe in god... For now at least... =)) Sue me!!!?!?!

Yah.. And tmr's my loverly ANARCHY'S birthday!!! HAPPY BIRTH.......~~~~ DAY!!!!!!!...... TOOOOOOOOOO~~~~ YOU!!!!!!!! I love you, get that??!?!? You small little devil in disguise!!! Stop being mean to your bf!!! And stop being like a 5 year old kid when you're hyper!! 1..2..3..4...5..6...7...EIGHT!!!! HAhahahahah.... You make me laugh at my own jokes... YOU!!! Make me laugh about nthing at all... YOU!!! Make me laugh even when im pissed.... Why you so pro!??! Haha... Cute lah you... *hugs*

Well, i guess thats about all... I have another new problem now.. But i'd rather not talk about it... I'd rather not say it out.. Cos usually when i say it out before it really happens.. it happens.... Im a bloody jinx at this kinda stuff... although i dun believe in jinxes... But still, im probably psychic or something... This problem really scares me though.. I dun want it to happen sooooooo bad that im ready to put my computer on the line if need be.... truly.... Muahahaha... GOOD DAY!!

Well, first day of school was er... alright??? Bcos i got to see all my VGs together again.. And im loving the feeling of together-gether-ness.... Plus we had lotsa hyper time together... Especially when i saw SKY HIGH!!!! And Fateha saw her Mocha... It was pretty darn good i tell you... He melts my heart like how the heat melts ice cream... PLUS HE LOOKED AWESOME!!! He was hott like nobody's business... his every strode melted my heart and i dun think there's anything more to melt bcos he is so hott!! Ok.. He's got his charm.. Not every girl likes it but woooo! Is he hott or wat?!?!? And when we made eye contact my whole body literally felt numb and i felt like a dumbass shit pootfaced loser!! Cos i didn't know what to do!!! And Fateha was like talking, and i didn't listen to a word she was saying cos all i could rmb was "HE LOOKED AT ME!!!!" Haha.. Nah~ I'm not that crazy lah.. I was just exaggerating... Not every part was exactly as it happened.. Figure it out....

Hmmm, anyways, back to first day of school... Today was basically slack day and hyper day add together... So mostly we did absolutely nothing.. A couple of changing in status of my teachers... Mdm Ong is now our form... Which is gonna kill me cos i suck so bad at a maths and i havent do no shit on my a maths homework... But overall she was pretty fun today.. Making jokes and all.. Yeah.. Something was so high in me today that i really made LOTSA jokes in class... I was basically the loudest and ONLY girl who even made ANY comment to wat ANY teacher said... I mean, Mdm ong was great! She took my jokes with grace and return it back to me by not calling my name during attendance.. Awwww~ But oh wells, what can i say?? I guess when im hyper i just make jokes out of nothing at all.... Seriously, i was so god damn hyper in the morning that everybody was aware.. I think even the quietest kid in class realised i was hyper... Well, i was glad i made SOME of my classmates laugh... Or at least smile... First day must make good impression...

But then the whole assembly thingy had to go spoil the whole darn day by draggin for so long and talking about stupid stuff.... And AVIAN FLU?!?!?! Wtf is he trying to do? Scare the sec 1 kids??? First day of school he must talk about disasters that hit asia recently... HE is the biggest disaster in the whole of asia... Darn!! And now Mrs goh's VP... Which i SOOOOOO WRONG!!! She should be teaching MY class SS!!! Yesh! She is a blardy darn good teacher and why the hell did she go for training to bcome the second VP for??!?!? Why in the name of god do we need TWO VP(s)?!?!?!? It's craziness i tell you.. This world IS coming to an end....

But who gives a shit? Nobody.... Cos nobody really thinks its gonna end... If not they'll probably be running up to mr singh and whcking him up cos they ain't getting detention!!! COS THE WORLD'S GONNA END!!! Okay.. I think i better stop saying that.. It might turn into an obssession and i might end up being an evil genius trying to ruin the world and destroy ALL living beings except myself, my family, my VGs, and SKY HIGH..... =))) eh?!? What an idea eh?!?! Shall be my dream...... My dream to conquer the world!!! Provided aliens dun attack while im queen... =)) And if Dumbledore doesn't magically re appear in our muggle world and cos a huge massacre... But he wun be killing much if he comes after i conquer.... Cos everybody will be dead by then!!! =)))

SO....... Im looking at a picture of a disfigured shark and somehow it reminded me of this new PE teacher in school.. Ok.. He's not that ugly but he definitely looks like a shark!! And he is MY pe teacher!!! Holy smokes somebody STOP ME!!! It's like why?!?!??!? Mrs how was doing JUST fine before the year 2006 came along... Shitass... Oh wells, i'll live.. Or like what Mr boo said "I'm THRIVING!!!" Or wtv that shitfaced said... Yah... Maniac.... Talks a load of crap.. Sometimes i wonder what he goes training for!??! Practice how to preach and tell old grandfather's story... And drag one piece of information that prolly last for 5 minutes to make it last for an hour... Wow.. That need LOTSA practice.. It's a wonder how the beatty student "FEAR" him and never really had the guts to throw eggs at him on stage... One day... I shall practice the art of throwing an egg SO far that it can reach the stage from where im sitting... I gotta refine my aiming a little too.. But bottomline??!?! Throw a blardy egg on MR boo's face if he makes assembly hell for us students... =))

Well, aite aite... it was nice blogging bout happy stuff today... Lets do it more often.. Good night!! I love you guys!! Weeeeeeeeee~ SKY~ HIGH~

Well, sorry for the lackness of any liveliness in the previous post.. It was done while i was feeling pissed at a particular person and when everything was kinda hectic around the shack(my house)... Yeah.. So it all comes down to painting the hall now.. And all the doors... Crap.. And i gotta pack ALL my cupboards.. You wun wanna noe how much junk there is and how many cupboards i have in total... Crapperdoos!

Just realised today, after watching the Oprah Winfrey show... That JAMIE FOXX is blardy god damn hott!! Oh shucks!!! Seriously, although he kinda reminded me of someone i know.. But still!!! He's so blardy hott!! I didn't even noe how hott he was until he was at the Oprah show and he was FLIRTING WITH OPRAH!!! Fuck.. Can't i be oprah for one day?!?!?!? I mean, she's god damn rich, help kids around the world, do charity, help pple realise their dream, she's rich, she's rich, she's famous, she's got tons of money, she's pretty, she's nice, she's generous.. She's kinda EVERYTHING I WANT!!! And she's got Jamie Fozz flirting with her on national tv!! Fuck.. Shoot me quick....

Ok.. Here's the list of TOP TEN HOTT CELEBS in my point of view... For now.... =)

1)JAMIE FOXX!! -oh gawd!!-
2)Edison Chen -Nice...-
3)Andy lau -Huh?-
4)Sharul khan -how to spell?-
5)Johnny Depp -Wooooo!-
6)Brad Pitt -OMFG!-
7)Tay ping hui -Cool-
8)Adam Sandler -Funny man.. i like!!-
9)Tom Felton -Serweet!-
10)SPONGEBOB!!! -Muahahaha-

Lol... Ok.. Had fun doing this.. But i think i gtg.. Shall talk more next time... Yah.. Probably about how first day of school sucked so bad... If i live to blog about it thats to say.. Damn!! Havent even do no shit!! Effin... bye! Happy new year!!!!

Wow.. Year 2006.. How time flies eh? Seriously, this year have been helluva ride for me.. Many highs.. Many lows... But i still managed to survive.. How cool is that huh? Hmmm, No new year resolutions for me.. I never seem to be able to fulfil any.. So might as well not have any eh?

Well, my family and i have been repainting the whole bloody house and i tell you.. As fun as it may seem, its getting bloody tired and im fucking having a throbbing headache now.. Maybe my wish of having a brain tumour is finally coming true eh? Fuck its really painful.. But oh heck... Then Wilson have to come lecture me bout not helping.. Haha.. Nvm.. Lucky my PMS over alr... I cant be of much help now anyways... Its all clearing up and i ask whether they want it and they dun wanna tell me so wat to do? Urgh... When work has to be done, pple usually show their true colours.. Especially under stress.. Yah.. My true colour? Puple... Thats curently the colour of my room.. My bro's?? Bright orange... Moufie's fave colour... My dad's one is white and bright yellow... Fuck..

I gtg... Bye..